I Never Thought I Was A Libertarian

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.

What Also Helps Our Show Is That We Never Take Ourselves Seriously.

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.

The Easiest Diet Is, You Know, Eat Vegetables, Eat Fresh Food. Just A Really Sensible Healthy Diet Like You Read About All The Time.