I Was In My Friends Garage, And

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

I Didn't Play Music, Nobody In My Family Had An Instrument Or Played Music, We Didn't Even Have Any Books At My House. I Think About It And I'm Like, I Don't Know How I Climbed Out Of There.