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I Think It Was There Before, But - Because Of Social Media, Too - There Are These People Who Fancy Themselves As Tolerant, And Don't See The Hypocrisy And Double Standard Of How They're Not Tolerant At All, And They're Just Strident And They Don't Listen. There's No Dialogue Anymore. That's Maybe, Truly, The Worst Part Of Trump's Legacy Is Just People Yelling At Each Other.

I Think The Policies, For The Most Part, That [hillary Clinton] Will Put In Place Are Not Going To Make Positive Changes. There'll Be More Status Quo. She'll Certainly Be Good For Some Groups Of People. Whatever.

I'm Very Vocal About My Belief That All Religion Is Garbage. Most Of My Friends Are Religious Or At Least Spiritual. These Are People I Like And I Know Are Intelligent. It's This Thing That I Carry Around. I Know I'd Be A Better Person If I Was Fairer, But It's At The Core Of Who I Am And What I Believe.

I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.

I Am Against The War, But I Do Support Our White Troops. No, I'm Kidding, I'm Kidding. I'm Not A Republican. I'm Not A Member Of The Party Of Inclusion. Wonderful, Tolerant, Rational Human Beings They Are.