I Was A Strange Kid In That,

I’m Just A Big, Hairy, American Winning Machine!

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato

Molly Shannon And I Used To Always Talk About That We Really Felt Strongly That We Were Comedic Actors, That We Weren't Comedians. You Just Played Things Real And The Comedy Came Out Of The Context.

I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians Just Wanna Be Taken Seriously.

But For Fatherhood Advice, Try To Look Your Child In The Eye.... Get To Know Their Name; That Becomes Important When You Want Something. And Remember To Feed Them. That's About All You Need.