I Was A Strange Kid In That,

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

I Was A Strange Kid In That, While Most Kids Hate School And Want To Turn 18 Or 21, I Loved High School.

In Every Circle Of Friends There's Always That One Person Everyone Secretly Hates. Don't Have One? Then It's Probably You.

I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy Four Per Cent Of The Time. Yes I Think That Is Right. Seventy-four Per Cent Of The Time.