I’m Just A Big, Hairy, American Winning

It's The Fastest Who Get Paid And It's The Fastest Who Get Laid.

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

Inappropriate Behavior Makes Me Laugh.

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

I Often Don't Think A Lot About The Ramifications Of Anything I Do.