I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.

I'm Always In These Situations Where I Forget To Separate What Is Pitched As An Idea To The Fact That I'm Actually Going To Have To Execute It.

When I First Started Doing Sketch Comedy, I Promised Myself That If I Were Ever To Have Any Success In This Business, I Wouldn't Hold Back. Why Get There And Play It Safe?

I'm A Sex Addict. It's My Cross To Bear. It's A Real Disease With Doctors And Medicine And Everything!