I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.

Happens I Am Very Political. I Have Deep Political Instincts.

In Junior High P.e., I Was Way Too Shy To Take A Shower In Front Of The Other Kids. It Was A Horribly Awkward Time - Body Hair, Odors... So I'd Go From My Sweaty Shirt Back Into My Regular Clothes And Have To Continue The Day.

I Grew Up In An Entertainment Family, And So I Saw How Susceptible You Are To The Ups And Downs Of This Business.

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?