I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians

A Fashion Plate, A Rock Star In His Own Mind, Megamind Is More Showman Than Deadly Menace.

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato

Enjoy The Little Fun Things - Like Taking Your Kids To School - Before They're All Grown Up.

It's Tough For Me To Get Rid Of Clothes. I Grew Up In A Household With A Limited Budget And We Really Had To Make Our Nice Clothes Last, And So Now I'll Get Free Pairs Of Shoes And This, That And The Other And I'll Be Like, 'oh Great!'; Even Though It Stresses Me Out That I Don't Have Enough Room To Put Them, I Can't Throw Them Away.

I Was Never A Class Clown Or Anything Like That, But I Do Remember Being In The First Grade And My Teacher, Mr. Chad, Told The Class One Day That We Were Going To Do Some Exercises. He Meant Math Exercises, But I Stood Up And Started Doing Jumping Jacks. To This Day, I Don't Know What Possessed Me To Do That, But All My Friends Cracked Up.