I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians

It Doesn't Really Exist, This Frat Pack. We Run Into Each Other On Occasions And We All Like Each Other's Films, I Guess, But There Isn't Some Big Funny Restaurant Or Bar Where We All Hang Out. At Least, If There Is, They Haven't Invited Me.

It's The Fastest Who Get Paid And It's The Fastest Who Get Laid.

There's Always Going To Be Someone As Funny As You Or Funnier.

I Want To Thank Jesus, And By Jesus I Mean Jesus Hernandez, My Bodyguard

I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy Four Per Cent Of The Time. Yes I Think That Is Right. Seventy-four Per Cent Of The Time.