I Was A Really Bad Kid. Then,

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

Coal Mining Is Tough. Acting Is Just Tedious.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

I Don't Care What Other People Think.

I Just Try To Think Of All The Things That Could Go Wrong So In That Split Second When It Happens, Maybe Your Body Reacts In A Way Where It Protects You Just A Little.