I Was A Really Bad Kid. Then,

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

People Try To Challenge Me In Bars Every Now And Then. As Long As They're Not Physical I Just Walk Away, But If They Get Physical Then I Just End Up In A Fight.

I Don't Remember The First Stunt I Ever Did.