People Go To Car Races To Watch

You Can Tell It's Good If You Light It And A Blue Flame Comes Up; That Means It's Good Moonshine And It Won't Make You Go Blind.

I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.