People Go To Car Races To Watch

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.

I Just Love That Spirit That Makes People Do Things That They Probably Shouldn't.

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!