But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

Doctors Have Told Me I Have A High Pain Threshold, But I Can Only Know What I Feel. I Think I'm Good At Minimising The Pain And Being Indifferent To It.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.