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My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

Well With Girls I Don't Get No Respect. I Had A Blind Date. I Waited Two Hours On The Corner. A Girl Walked By. I Said Are You Louise? She Said, Are You Rodney? I Said, Yeah. She Said, I'm Not Louise.