What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't

When There's Someone Who's Dead And Then Someone Does Something That That Person Would Not Have Liked, They Say That That Person Is Spinning In Their Grave. But I Don't Understand Why They Say That. Why Is Spinning The Way That A Corpse Shows Disapproval?

Sometimes If I Really Want To Get Someone's Attention, I'll Start A Sentence With Something Like, "i'm Not Racist, But..." I Say, "i'm Not Racist, But You Look Great Today." They Say, "that Wasn't Racist At All." I Said, "i Know. I Said I'm Not Racist. You Never Listen. Typical Mexican."

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

Planning Trip Around The Globe, That Is In My Room.