I Want To Swim In Both Directions

Those Of You Who Are Not Aware Of My Brilliant Career As A Stand Up Comic, I'm Not Aware Of It Either So We Might Well Wonder What We're Doing Here.

I Mean, Language Fascinates Me Anyway, And Different Words Have Different Energies And You Can Change The Whole Drive Of A Sentence.

I Never Expected To Have Any Kind Of Film Career, To Be Honest. It Was All A Bit Of A Surprise. But I Was In A Big Hit Play On Broadway. America, As Many People Will Say, Says Yes More Often Than We Do. And So I Was Suddenly Surrounded By People Saying Yes. But I Was Aware That Was 'cause Of What I Was In. It Had A Big Impact.

My Parents Certainly Didn't Have Anything To Do With The Theater. I'm Some Kind Of Accident.

There's, Like, Marks Next To An Actor's Name Or Something, And Boy Does That Go Up And Down! Somewhere In There, Which Always Causes My Mate Miss Ruby Wax Great Hilarity, I Was Offered A Biopic Of Frank Sinatra. Even I Knew That Was A Bad Idea! They'll Throw Anything At You At Certain Times. So, You Know, To Thine Own Self Be True.