I Am The Character You Are Not

One Thing I Will Say - My Job Gets Harder And Harder. The More You Understand About What You Are Capable Of, The Less The Instrument Can Do It Physically. It's An Inverse Equation, If That's The Right Phrase. I Just Slammed Those Two Words Together. It Sounded Right.

There's, Like, Marks Next To An Actor's Name Or Something, And Boy Does That Go Up And Down! Somewhere In There, Which Always Causes My Mate Miss Ruby Wax Great Hilarity, I Was Offered A Biopic Of Frank Sinatra. Even I Knew That Was A Bad Idea! They'll Throw Anything At You At Certain Times. So, You Know, To Thine Own Self Be True.

My Parents Certainly Didn't Have Anything To Do With The Theater. I'm Some Kind Of Accident.

You Can Lull The Paying Customers As Long As They Get Slapped.

Do You Know That Moment When You Paint A Landscape As A Child And, When You're Maybe Under Seven Or Something, The Sky Is Just A Blue Stripe Across The Top Of The Paper? And Then There's That Somewhat Disappointing Moment When The Teacher Tells You That The Sky Actually Comes Down In Amongst All The Branches. And It's Like Life Changes At That Moment And Becomes Much More Complicated And A Little Bit More Boring, As It's Rather Tedious To Fill In The Branches.