I've Learned, Having Been On A Lot

I Have Every Sympathy For Writers. It's A Mystery To Me What They Do. I Can Edit. I Can Cross Out And Say, 'i'm Not Saying That' Or, 'how About We Move This To Here? Wouldn't That Make That Bit Of The Story Better?' But Where Any Of It Comes From Is Beyond Me. I Will Never Write A Play Or A Novel.

You Can Lull The Paying Customers As Long As They Get Slapped.

Give Me A Window And I'll Stare Out It.

The First Time That I Came To New York To Work Properly Was The Mid-'80s, But I Was Doing Eight Shows A Week. You Have No Life. Going To A Punk Rock Club - Or Whatever The Music Was At That Time - Would Not Have Been On My Agenda.

Every So Often You Read A Play And A Character Just Speaks To You - Almost Seems To Speak Through You, In Fact.