I Want To Live Fast And Die

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.

I Want To Live Fast And Die Young.

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Vote!