I Can Get A Great Look At

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.