I Had To Travel Half Way Across

That Was The Challenge. How Can You Tell The Story Here And Make Sure It Goes The Same Way On The Other Side Of The World?

It's Because You Alienate Half The Room Talking About Sports. Half The Crowd Will Be Against You No Matter What You Say.

There Are Certain Bits In My Act That Will Never Change.

Aside From Producing I Want To Direct But I'm Also Going To Get Back Out On The Road.

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.