I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.