I Wanna Survive An Avalanche. I Wanna

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle People.

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.