Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Had Trouble Fitting In, In A Musical Sense. A Lot Of Drummers Get Sidetracked By The Instrument. It Can Engulf You.