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I Like Fisher Price Music, Nursery Rhymes, And The Alphabet Song.

I’ve Played On Literally Every Brand Of Us Drums Out There, And I’ve Finally Found My Home. I’ve Been Looking For Drums Like These My Whole Life. True American Hot Rod Custom Kits. From The Look And Sound To The Service And Attention, It’s Good To Now Be A Part Of The Sjc Family.

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.