Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

The Album Was Very Agressive. It Kicks You Right In The Balls.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.