Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg

I've Been Working On My Relationship With My Parents And My Sister Over The Years.