Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only

You Gotta Stick Your Neck Out And Put Out A Record That Isn't Safe... That's The Green Day Way!

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.

I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't Stop Having Sex With Corpses.

I Wanna Survive An Avalanche. I Wanna Be One Of Those People A Dog Finds Buried Under A Ton Of Snow, Almost Dying Of Starvation.