Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump

I've Matured, Maybe, But Not Grown Up.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't Stop Having Sex With Corpses.