I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

The One Thing About Billie Is He Will Snap And Rip Your Head Off If You Point Anything Out At All Other Than How Beautiful He Is And How Nice He Looks Today.

Life Is Like Breakfast: You Just Mix All Ingredients 'cause In Your Stomach It Will All Come Together.

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.