I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A

I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To Four And Repeat.

I Wanna Survive An Avalanche. I Wanna Be One Of Those People A Dog Finds Buried Under A Ton Of Snow, Almost Dying Of Starvation.

I've Matured, Maybe, But Not Grown Up.

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg