I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A

I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle People.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

I Never Completed High School And I Am Very Rich And Very Successful.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.