I Caught On Fire Twice On The

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?