I Caught On Fire Twice On The

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I've Matured, Maybe, But Not Grown Up.

Music Has Never Been At A Better Time Then It Is Right Now, We're Really Lucky To Be A Part Of This Wonderful Thing Called Music.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings