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Militant Mothers Hiding In The Basement Using Pots And Pans As Their Shields And Their Helmets.

Slade Was The Coolest Band In England. They Were The Kind Of Guys That Would Push Your Car Out Of A Ditch.

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

I Got A Muscle Of Love.

I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.