The Last Thing I Want Is To

I Was In The Virgin Islands Once. I Met A Girl. We Ate Lobster, Drank Piña Coladas. At Sunset, We Made Love Like Sea Otters. That Was A Pretty Good Day. Why Couldn't I Get That Day Over And Over And Over?

In Japan, You Have No Idea What They Are Saying, And They Can't Help You Either. Nothing Makes Any Sense. They're Very Polite, But You Feel Like A Joke Is Being Played On You The Entire Time You're There.

I Think There's Only So Many People That Can Take Care Of Themselves, And Can Take Care Of Other People. And The Rest Of The People … They're Useful In Terms Of Compost For The Whole Planet, You Know.

Mrs. O'hair Died Horribly, A Victim Of The World She Helped To Shape. Without The Deity She Fought So Hard Against, There Is No Right And Wrong, Increasingly People Are Ruled By Their Passions And Humanity Is A Tragedy Waiting To Happen.

All Parties Are Good.