I Used To Steal A Lot. But

I Have A Very Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Was A Bad Boy As A Child.

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.

Yes, I Direct Commercials As Well. I Get These Really Weird Offers And Then I Have To Bid On Them And Win The Job. One Offer That I Have Now, And I've Already Done This Last Year For The Same Company, Is For Cash Value Cheese, This Cheese Out In The Midwest. I Did Two Spots For Them Last Year And I'm Going To Probably Do Three This Year. I Also Did Some For The Utah Transit Authority, Which Was Weird And Interesting And They Turned Out Really Funny - They Actually Won An Award.

Guilt Is A Weird Thing To Me. I Don't Have A Lot Of It.