I Used To Steal A Lot. But

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.

I Never Really Worked With Chris Farley, I Hung Out With Him, But I Had Plans, I Had Big Plans, Movies, And I Was In No Hurry.

I Definitely Know That I Play The Part, However Big Or Small, In The Deaths Of At Least Two People, Chris Farley And Phil Hartmann.

I Believed In God My Whole Life, And Then Strayed Away From It In My Teen-age Years, Until Recently.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.