I Used To Steal A Lot. But

I Grew Up Presbyterian, Just A Basic Protestant Upbringing. There Were Years In My Life When I Would Go To Church Every Sunday And To Sunday School. Then I Just Phased Out Of It.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.

I Definitely Know That I Play The Part, However Big Or Small, In The Deaths Of At Least Two People, Chris Farley And Phil Hartmann.

I Have A Very Dark Sense Of Humor.

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.