I Have A Very Dark Sense Of

I Have A Very Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Went To Network On A Handful Of Pilots, And Going To Network Is The Most Stressful Situation Anybody Can Ever Be In. You're Supposed To Be On Point, You're Supposed To Be At The Top Of Your Game, The Funniest You Can Be, In About Five Minutes, In Front Of People Wearing Suits Who Really Don't Care, And They've Probably Already Picked Their Person, But They Have To See A Handful Just To Satisfy The Process. It's The Most Horrible, Horrible Process Known To Man. I Wouldn't Want Anybody To Go Through It.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

I Believed In God My Whole Life, And Then Strayed Away From It In My Teen-age Years, Until Recently.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.