It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

My Parents Just Neglected Me, I Wasn't Abused Or Anything.

I Was A Bad Boy As A Child.

I Definitely Know That I Play The Part, However Big Or Small, In The Deaths Of At Least Two People, Chris Farley And Phil Hartmann.

I'm Really Ultra-affected By Things, I Feel Things Deeper, And I Cry At The Drop Of A Hat, And Offended And Sensitive And I'm Almost Paranoid Very Easily, And That's Who I Am.