When I Was A Kid, I Was

I Don't Like The Word Power, Because I Don't Really Care About Power. No, That's Not What It Is. I Like That I Make People Feel Good. I Like That I Take Them Out Of Their Mundane, Boring Slumber. And I Wake Them Up, And They Have Fun.

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.

I Went To Network On A Handful Of Pilots, And Going To Network Is The Most Stressful Situation Anybody Can Ever Be In. You're Supposed To Be On Point, You're Supposed To Be At The Top Of Your Game, The Funniest You Can Be, In About Five Minutes, In Front Of People Wearing Suits Who Really Don't Care, And They've Probably Already Picked Their Person, But They Have To See A Handful Just To Satisfy The Process. It's The Most Horrible, Horrible Process Known To Man. I Wouldn't Want Anybody To Go Through It.

I Believed In God My Whole Life, And Then Strayed Away From It In My Teen-age Years, Until Recently.

Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!