When I Was A Kid, I Was

I Went To Network On A Handful Of Pilots, And Going To Network Is The Most Stressful Situation Anybody Can Ever Be In. You're Supposed To Be On Point, You're Supposed To Be At The Top Of Your Game, The Funniest You Can Be, In About Five Minutes, In Front Of People Wearing Suits Who Really Don't Care, And They've Probably Already Picked Their Person, But They Have To See A Handful Just To Satisfy The Process. It's The Most Horrible, Horrible Process Known To Man. I Wouldn't Want Anybody To Go Through It.

Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!

I Laugh When I See People In Pain. Sometimes I Think It Is A Defense Mechanism From Childhood, Where You're In So Much Pain You Have To Laugh. It Is A Survival Mechanism.

I'm Really Ultra-affected By Things, I Feel Things Deeper, And I Cry At The Drop Of A Hat, And Offended And Sensitive And I'm Almost Paranoid Very Easily, And That's Who I Am.

I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But I'm Not Only Skinny - I'm Oddly Shaped.