When I Was A Kid, I Was

Yes, I Direct Commercials As Well. I Get These Really Weird Offers And Then I Have To Bid On Them And Win The Job. One Offer That I Have Now, And I've Already Done This Last Year For The Same Company, Is For Cash Value Cheese, This Cheese Out In The Midwest. I Did Two Spots For Them Last Year And I'm Going To Probably Do Three This Year. I Also Did Some For The Utah Transit Authority, Which Was Weird And Interesting And They Turned Out Really Funny - They Actually Won An Award.

I Grew Up Presbyterian, Just A Basic Protestant Upbringing. There Were Years In My Life When I Would Go To Church Every Sunday And To Sunday School. Then I Just Phased Out Of It.

I Never Really Worked With Chris Farley, I Hung Out With Him, But I Had Plans, I Had Big Plans, Movies, And I Was In No Hurry.

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.

My Parents Just Neglected Me, I Wasn't Abused Or Anything.