I Used To Have A Drug Problem,

You Want To Know If We're Animals? When I'm On Stage With The Volume Rippling My Body Like A Glass Of Water And Thousands Of People Are Generating Heat In My Direction, There's No Time For Thought. My Basement Facilities Take Over Completely. Sure It's Animal. People Might Like To Talk About Art, But Look Where Art Is, In The Gutter.

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

The Perfect Woman Has An Iq Of 150, Wants To Make Love Until 4 In The Morning, Then Turns Into A Pizza!

I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!