I Used To Have A Drug Problem,

Critics Like Elvis Costello Because Critics Are Like Elvis Costello.

Stick Your Head Above The Crowd And Eventually Somebody Will Throw A Rock At It.

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.