Critics Like Elvis Costello Because Critics Are

A Song Without A Hook Is Like A Train Without Rails. It Skitters All Over The Place, Bangs Into Everything. Boom! Crash! There Goes Grand Central Station. Crushed By A Train.

The Only People Who Put Iced Tea In Jack Daniel's Bottles Is The Clash Baby!

I Live And Breathe And Do Four Times As Much Four Times As Fast As Anyone Else.

Let's Play With The Career, If We Can't Find Anything Else To Do

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.