On Parties It's Not About Who You

I Would Just Like To Say That After All These Years Of Heavy Drinking, Bright Lights And Late Nights, I Still Don't Need Glasses. I Drink Right Out Of The Bottle.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

I'm A Natural Behind The Camera... My Attentions Are More Toward Behind The Scenes, More Toward Creating, Producing, And Directing What's Going On Here... When I Finally Do Pop In Front Of The Lens, I'm Genuinely Glad And Relieved To Be There.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.