I Used To Go Out With Actresses

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.