I Used To Go Out With Actresses

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!