I Used To Go Out With Actresses

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.