I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.

If I'm At Home For The Weekend - And That Is Almost Never - I Tend To Get Twitchy At About Eight O'clock In The Evening Because My Body Clock Is Timed To Go On Stage. I Don't Know What To Do With Myself.

British Scientists Have Demonstrated That Cigarettes Can Harm Your Children. Fair Enough. Use An Ashtray!

Recently My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Was Having Sex Behind Her Back And I Replied, "yes, Who Did You Think It Was?"