I Don't See Myself As Offending People.

Viagra Has Instructions: 'keep Away From Children' - What Kind Of Man Do You Think I Am?

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.

My Girlfriend Bought A Cook Book The Other Day Called 'cheap And Easy Vegetarian Cooking'. Which Is Perfect For Her, Because Not Only Is She Vegetarian.

My Mum Told Me The Best Time To Ask My Dad For Anything Was During Sex. Not The Best Advice I'd Ever Been Given. I Burst In Through The Bedroom Door Saying "can I Have A New Bike?". He Was Very Upset. His Secretary Was Surprisingly Nice About It. I Got The Bike.

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.