If Only Africa Had More Mosquito Nets

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.

Viagra Has Instructions: 'keep Away From Children' - What Kind Of Man Do You Think I Am?

A Big Girl Once Came Up To Me After A Show And Said "i Think You're Fatist." I Said "no, No. I Think You're Fattest."

When You Eat A Lot Of Spicy Food, You Can Lose Your Taste. When I Was In India Last Summer, I Was Listening To A Lot Of Michael Bolton.