I Used To Be Irish Catholic. Now

I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.

If It's True That Our Species Is Alone In The Universe, Then I'd Have To Say The Universe Aimed Rather Low And Settled For Very Little.

To My Surprise, My Marijuana Use Has Been Tapering Off Steadily.

In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow" It Says, "see "arf Arf.""

In My Fifth-grade Yearbook - It's Right Up There On The Top Shell - The Last Page Says, "what About Your Future?" And Under My Name, It Says, "when I Grow Up, I Would Like To Be Either An Actor, A Radio Announcer, An Impersonator Or A Comedian."