I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer.

My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later, So... Yeah.'

I Don't Have A Microwave Oven, But I Do Have A Clock That Occasionally Cooks Stuff.

When We Were On Acid, We Would Go Into The Woods, Because There Was Less Chance That You Would Run Into An Authority Figure. But We Ran Into A Bear. My Friend Duane Was There, Raising His Right Hand, Swearing To Help Prevent Forest Fires. He Told Me, "mitchell, Smokey Is Way More Intense In Person!"

I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.

Then Let's Print Up Some Flyers!