I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer.

An Escalator Can Never Break: It Can Only Become Stairs.

Dogs Are Forever In The Push Up Postion.

I Know People Who Believe In Ghosts But Don't Believe In Themselves.

I Saw A Human Pyramid Once. It Was Very Unnecessary. It Did Not Need To Exist.

I Went To The Home Depot, Which Was Unnecessary. I Need To Go To The Apartment Depot. Which Is Just A Big Warehouse With A Whole Lot Of People Standing Around Saying "we Don't Have To Fix Anything."