I Know People Who Believe In Ghosts

The Only Way I Could Get My Old Cd Into Stores Is If I Took One In And Leave It. "sir, You Forgot This." "no, I Did Not. That Is For Sale. Please Alphabetize It."

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.

I Got Binoculars 'cause I Don't Want To Go That Close.

Alcoholism Is The Only Disease That You Can Get Yelled At For Having.

Well, That's A 'fresher'. I'm Going On Break.