Dogs Are Forever In The Push Up

If A Drink Was Ice Cold, It Would Be Impossible To Drink. Because It Would Be Solid. Here's A Drink, Mitch - It's Ice Cold. I Guess I Could Lick It.

I'm An Ice Sculptor. Last Night I Made A Cube.

Kittens Play With Yarn, They Bat It Around. What They're Really Doing Is Saying, "i Can't Knit, Get This Away From Me!"

Last Time I Called Shotgun We Had Rented A Limo, So I Messed Up!

What Am I Drinking? Nyquil On The Rocks, For When You're Feeling Sick But Sociable.