I Used To Be A Folk Singer,

If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be No More Folksingers.

I Loved Japan. I Used To Read A Lot About It When I Was A Child. And I Always Wanted To Go. And It Was Delightful. I Absolutely Loved It. What A Smashing Place.

All Anyone Really Needs To Know About Barbed Wire Is That It Can Tear The Arse Out Of Your Trousers, Give A Cow A Good Fright, Entangle A Yorkshire Terrier For Life, And Is Nasty Stuff Made By Greedy Men.

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

Never Trust Anybody With Only One Book.