Paddy Was In The Delivery Room When

I Still Do My Comedy And My Performance Stuff And My Acting So It's Not All-consuming. But I Do Find Myself Drawing More And More These Days.

A Mate Of Mine Has Just Told Me He's Shagging His Girlfriend And Her Twin, I Said How Can You Tell Them Apart, He Said "her Brothers Got A Moustache!"

On George W Bush: That Man Sits At That Desk In The White House With The Button That Can End The World. My Father's Younger Than Him And We Don't Give Him The Controls For The Television.

If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight, Don't Eat Anything Out Of A Bucket.

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!