My Parents Used To Take Me To

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

When You Involved In An Accident And Someone Asks "are You Alright?" Yes Fine Thanks, I'll Just Pick Up My Limbs And Be Off.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

Scotland Has The Only Football Team In The World That Does A Lap Of Disgrace.

The More You Know The Less The Better.