I Used A Lot Of Pancake Makeup

I'm A Writer. Now I've Started To Be On Television. I Have A Big Mouth. And I Have Good Tv Teeth, They Say.

I'm Wearing A Garbage Bag. I Was Put On My Own Worst-dressed List.

I Used A Lot Of Pancake Makeup And A Prayer, And A Buddhist Chant.

I Don't Hold That Everybody Has To Love Fashion. Some People Like Gardening.

In The Last Couple Of Years, Fashion's Gotten A Lot Safer. People Are Really Pulling Back.