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How Long Do You Want To Wait Until You Start Enjoying Life? When You're Sixty-five You Get Social Security.

Once You Start Compromising Your Thoughts, You're A Candidate For Mediocrity.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.

If No One Ever Took Risks, Michaelangelo Would Have Painted The Sistine Floor.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.