I Never Write A Play With An

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?

Sports Is The Only Entertainment Where, No Matter How Many Times You Go Back, You Never Know The Ending.

Writers Feel Like A Middleman, Standing With Pen In Hand Over The Page. A Force Greater Than Me Stands Above Telling Me What To Write. That May Sound Romantic, But That's How It Feels.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.

The First Book Was My First Attempt At Writing Full-length Prose.