I Turned Down Some Movies That Were

Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter, But It Doesn't Bother Me At All.

I Think That's The Answer To A Good Marriage. Everyone Has Their Own Room.

The Most Important Thing For Old Guys Is Never Start Going Down The Stairs Sideways.

When I Get Some Budding Young Comic Who'll Come Up To Me And Say, 'what Was It Like To Do It In Those Days?' I Try To Be As Gracious To Him As Stan Laurel Was To Me.

Everything's Getting Homogenized. It Seems To Me Like Music And Behavior And Everything Else Is Getting Homogenized.