I Was The Worst Game Show Host

Oh, I Had An Idea For A Pilot Of My Own At The Time, And Then Carl Sent Me About Eight Scripts And Simply I Threw My Idea Out The Window Because The Writing Was Just So Good.

No, I Did Night Clubs Right Here In Los Angeles. My Partner, Phil Erickson, Put Me In The Business, A Guy From My Home Town, A Dear Friend Who We Just Lost A Couple Of Months Ago.

[my Mother] Once Cooked A Ham And Later Found It In My Father's Shirt Drawer. I Am Not Kidding.

I've Won Several Emmys, A Tony And A Grammy So Maybe Somebody Will Let Me Have An Oscar, And Then I'll Have A Full Set.

The Secret To Keeping Moving Is Keeping Moving.