I Was The Worst Game Show Host

Somebody Asked What I Wanted On My Gravestone. I'm Just Going To Put: 'glad I Could Help.'

I Have Four Kids, Seven Grandkids, And Four Great-grandkids. Maybe I Can Become A Great-great-grandfather If I Hang On!

So At 16 I Got A Job At The Local Radio Station. And I Was Working After School And Weekends. I Did The News; I Did Everything. I Did - Played Records.

I Was Always In Show Business But In Many Ways Was Not Really Of Show Business. I Didn't Move In Show Business Circles, Particularly, Still Don't Do It.

So I Think We're Kind Of An Alternate Choice For People Who Have Had It With Sex And Violence.