I Try To Have Sex As Much

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

I Know A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Talking Dirty - They Dont Know What To Say, How To Start, Or When To End It. Also, At First They Will Think They Sound Ridiculous. And They Might. But Let Me Just Say That Talking Dirty Is So Important In Sex. And Its Pretty Easy. To Wit: Establish From The Very Beginning That You Like This. And Trust Me, You Want To Do It Early On. Because If You Wait Too Long To Introduce The Concept, Your Special Lady Friend Will Be A Little Thrown And Might Not Take You Seriously.

Basically, I'm Living The Life Of An Actress In L.a. And I've Recently Had Some Pretty Good Fortune.

I Literally Hate Working Out.