I Try To Have Sex As Much

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.

I'm A 'what You See Is What I Want You To See' Kind Of Girl . . . When I First Started, I Just Wanted To Be Perfect. I Wanted To Say I Loved Bunnies And Rainbows And World Peace. I Realized That The Only Way To Be Perfect Was To Embrace Your Imperfections.

Everyone's So Timid And Afraid To Insult Anybody, But In The End, It's Like We're All Trying To Please Everyone. In The End, We Please No One.

I'm Easy To Hate. I Get It.