If You Stand Up For Women, Then

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.

The Word 'geek' Today Does Not Mean What It Used To Mean. A Geek Isn't The Skinny Kid With A Pocket Protector And Acne. There Can Be Computer Geeks, Video Game Geeks, Car Geeks, Military Geeks, And Sports Geeks. Being A Geek Just Means That You're Passionate About Something.

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

You See People Who Get So Many Big Opportunities, And They Take Them, And They're Not Ready.