If You Stand Up For Women, Then

I Want You To Like Me, But I Don't Care If You Don't.

I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic. She's Dry, 100%. I'm Different From Her.

I Know A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Talking Dirty - They Dont Know What To Say, How To Start, Or When To End It. Also, At First They Will Think They Sound Ridiculous. And They Might. But Let Me Just Say That Talking Dirty Is So Important In Sex. And Its Pretty Easy. To Wit: Establish From The Very Beginning That You Like This. And Trust Me, You Want To Do It Early On. Because If You Wait Too Long To Introduce The Concept, Your Special Lady Friend Will Be A Little Thrown And Might Not Take You Seriously.

I Remember Reading These Articles When I Was Younger, And I Just Felt Like, Well, In Order To Look Like That, You Have To Have Some Secret, Magical Unicorn Blood That Makes Carbs Disappear As They Go Into Your Body. I Prefer The Truth.

Growing Up I Had A Lot Of Really Negative Energy In My Life From People That Were In My Life, So I Know To How To Stand Up For Myself.