I Was In A Military Family, So

I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.

I Know A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Talking Dirty - They Dont Know What To Say, How To Start, Or When To End It. Also, At First They Will Think They Sound Ridiculous. And They Might. But Let Me Just Say That Talking Dirty Is So Important In Sex. And Its Pretty Easy. To Wit: Establish From The Very Beginning That You Like This. And Trust Me, You Want To Do It Early On. Because If You Wait Too Long To Introduce The Concept, Your Special Lady Friend Will Be A Little Thrown And Might Not Take You Seriously.

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

I Want You To Like Me, But I Don't Care If You Don't.

Nerd. Geek. Used To Be If You Self-identified That Way, You'd Get Thrown Into A Locker And Never Have Sex. Or Worse, Whatever That Is. But To Me And More And More People I Know, Being A Nerd Or A Geek Means Having Passion, Power, Intelligence. Being A Nerd Just Means There Is Something In The World That You Care Deeply About—be It Twelve-sided Dice, A Favorite Sports Team, Your New Laptop Or Night Rider.